Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Department of Homeland Decency and Medical Marijuana

Will we see medical marijuana legalized in more states this year or in coming years? Unfortunately, the culture wars are returning and this is but one battle. Plus, The Department of Homeland Decency is opposed to it and its spokesperson, Mrs. Flue, explains why in the following video. We found this video and post it here so voters can make informed choices. View it. Tell your friends. Then do the right thing.

If the Republicans win big, Mrs. Flue will become the norm again. Let's hope that doesn't happen.
And if you wish to know more, please buy The Department of Homeland Decency's Rules and Regulations Manual (information is listed in the right hand column). It will prepare you for the return of the Age of Decency.

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Are you decent?

The USA Decency Act (Deny Evolution, Combat Europe, and Never ever Concede that You might be wrong about anything anytime anywhere) created the Department of Homeland Decency to lead us all proudly backwards to our future.

This is a future we are all familiar with. It's a future where men work all day without unions or overtime. There is no Social Security. Women also work all day, but at home rearing children and cooking large meals for their hungry men. And, or course, children get to pray in school.

Then, one day, after a long rewarding life, the men fall over dead, exhausted. There is no Medicare or Medicaid so they don't linger and become a drain on a productive Homeland. Nor do they have pensions or Social Security, so the women have to become productive in their old age: they take in sewing or washing or they cook. With their children grown, they now become working women and enjoy a second phase of a productive life.

And they continue along this career path until they, too, fall over dead, exhausted.

It's a great future for our Homeland. But will you fit in?
That is why you need this book.

The Department of Homeland Decency's Decency Rules and Regulations Manual is required reading for the serious Homelander. What will you do if you find out that your children are being taught by a single woman who is wanton? What if the two single men living alone together walk down the street hand in hand? And should your children have to put condoms on a banana in school?

To learn how to be a more decent Homelander, order your copy today of The Department of Homeland Decency's Decency Rules and Regulations Manual from Three Rivers Press. It is now available at bookstores everywhere, including Amazon.com.

It's the only way you will know how to behave as we move proudly back to our future!